HLPtv Now Has A ⋆˖˚⟡W E B S I T E⟡˚˖ ⋆

At Highland Park TV, we pride ourselves as a haven for obsolete technology, so it only seems fitting that after almost 10 years in existence, we now boldly go into that crusty old frontier known as CYBERSPACE!

Moving forward, you will find all things HLPtv here at www.highlandparktv.com FOREVER! or until we forget to renew the domain. This new platform on the World Wide Web will give our audience a place to readily search our archives, obsess over small continuity errors in the HLPtv-niverse, and find out about the latest events at our Los Angeles studio. Keep your wallets peeled for exciting new merch at our HLPtv Store, where you can snag VHS compilations, commiserate in traffic with our cutting-edge bumper stickers, and look tragically hip in an HLPtv tee shirt!

Younger viewers may not know this, but there was a time people were excited about the Internet. It was a place to explore, a horizon to pioneer, and a picture of the future. Then social media, enshittification and AI slop quelled all the enthusiasm with a sobering truth: this place sucks. Indeed, the future has never been dimmer with the promise of the Internet, so Highland Park TV has hit the scene fashionably late to renew some of that early Web hype!

So if you absolutely must be online, fire up one of our classic live performances and donate today to keep our doors open and our cameras on. We'll be here for you, making Southern California's finest unwatchable content until we drop!

HLPtv regulars Shawn VanValkenburgh and Jolie Darrow are stoked to explore the "Online" world